The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said 'its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences' so he had to go. John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. The story is written as follows (courtesy of Squirrel King): Sadly, no mere pussy here at Uncyclopedia can describe his existance more descriptive and beautiful than the one and only Squirrel King, who wrote a two-chapter novel on Freeman's life dubbed Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences. There is little to know about John Freeman's life, for it was short. He claimed that all he heard were just mumbles behind his mask). The employer of the facility, Combine #747, hired him on sight, no questions asked (at least, that what John said he believed was the case. Mays simply yanked young Freeman by the collar and slingshot him through a hole in the cieling, dropping him in the remote research facility of White Plateau, an overground research facility cleverly disguised as a boring-*ss office complex. There, John Freeman played Hacky-Sack for several more centuries, until he got in the way of his step-father's Oxi-Clean commercials. Mays was forced to retreat through Hell's gateway, but not without kidnapping John Freeman due to his urge of pedophilia. The war ended when squirrelking's 21st Peanut Butter Seagull Battallion captured Fort Knox, thus thourougly destroying Billy's Lego Tower, as well as his feelings. This event sparked the 26Вј -Year War for the patent of the Steam Engine. Seconds later, the atmosphere shattered and the Earth's crust obliterated to make way for Billy Mays' Lesbian Robot Army. Simply finding the right objects to progress was fine with a keyboard and mouse, but when it's your own hands turning valves, moving junk to find critical items, pulling levers, or hitting switches while turning your head to see the results of your actions, these become enticing gameplay mechanics rather than means for breaking up the pace.The year was 1782 when squirrelking gave birth to John Freeman asexually. Because it's a VR game, the way you look at and process your surroundings fundamentally changes, thus making the solutions to environmental puzzles more of a personal accomplishment than before. There's a newfound intimacy captured in doing the things that Half-Life always asked of you. A basic premise for sure, but the journey is thrilling, and the payoff is immense. With a cheeky sidekick Russell in your ear, and a trusty, prophetic Vortigaunt who comes in clutch, Alyx is more than prepared. However, you're subsequently led to uncover the nature of that massive floating structure that hovers over City 17, referred to as the Vault. At first, it's to save your dad Eli Vance from the clutches of the Combine. What's a day in the life of Alyx Vance? In true Half-Life form, the entire game goes from morning to night in a single shot of first-person action in which you, as Alyx, trek through the undergrounds and abandoned zones of City 17.

The series' staples are as great as ever here, and in its most powerful moments, Half-Life: Alyx confidently shows you why it couldn't have been done any other way. But at each step of the way, Half-Life: Alyx proves that almost everything the franchise did best is elevated by VR: the environmental puzzles that require a keen eye, the threat of a headcrab jumping for your face, the cryptic storytelling.

Naturally, monumental expectations accompany the first Half-Life game in 13 years, and for the iconic franchise's return to come in the form of a VR exclusive is undoubtedly bold.

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